Tagged With: Stupidity

Cursed From Birth

In the news: Felon Named “Fellony” Charged with New Felonies A 22-year-old named Fellony Hudson is accused of felony kidnapping, felony eluding, felony possession of a stolen vehicle and several misdemeanors after police pursued him across state lines. … After a chase that spanned several cities, his vehicle was eventually hit with a set of … Continue reading »

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Just Plain Lazy

Good Day, I have a deal worth 7.4 Million dollars if you are interested to work with me kindly reply back to this email for more details khanhassan@yeah.net H.k C’mon, at least put a little effort into the story!  Details, man!  This is just pathetic.

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Ethics

We seem to be attracting a better class of spam: Dear Counsel, I wish to hire your legal service to help me file a petition against my ex-husband for failure to make court ordered payment for Child Support, Alimony and Medical Support. Please advise. Regards, Hitomi Jefferson <aurelia.camparini@unito.it> We wonder: do we have an ethical … Continue reading »

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On Absurdity

We recently enjoyed the opportunity to have as a party opponent a guest of the Federal Bureau of Prisons.  We shall not detail the matter but to say that he is a mancritter who should not be allowed near children. In order for our case to proceed, we needed to serve him with certain paperwork … Continue reading »

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From the Spam Files

Hello, I am a Capt Melvin Scarbo Jr. commanding 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment with the United States and Britain Coalition Force in Afghanistan. Due the decision by our Government to withdraw our troops from Afghanistan & Iraq. I have decided to quit the Marines. Our Captain must be a most impressive man to be in … Continue reading »

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On Gullibility

Found in our inbox this morning: From: UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION <info@un.org> To: Recipients <info@un.org>; Subject: SCAMMED BENEFICIARIES ONLY UNITED NATIONS/ WORLD BANK COMPENSATION UNITAttention: Beneficiary, How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? We write to bring to your notice that We have been meeting for the passed 7 months which … Continue reading »

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Word of the Day

predicumentary: n.  A documentary that shows the future.  “Idiocracy is a predicumentary.”

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“Y’all Didn’t Think That One Through, Did You?” Lunar Edition

The Hill is reporting that two Representatives (Donna Edwards, D-MD, and Eddie Bernice Johnson, D-TX) are proposing the establishment of a National Park on the moon. Yes, the moon. Clearly, they’re unfamiliar with the Outer Space Treaty, which forbids a government from claiming any land upon the moon (undoubtedly, this is why they’re Representatives, not … Continue reading »

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New York Losing Civil War

It seems that New York had a bit of a panic last week that resulted in the involvement of some thirty law-enforcement and public-safety agencies, including DHS and the Coast Guard.  It all started when the H.L. Hunley Traveling Exhibit passed through.  Never heard of the Hunley?  It’s a submarine…from the Civil War. Did we … Continue reading »

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Dear Unnamed Motorcraft Engineer:

Did your blood just run cold?  Yes, that was us.  We curse you.  We’ve just had the “fun” of troubleshooting your design, and we wish grave, personal harm upon you.  We’d like to know you, so that we can find you, burn your home, and have our way with your family pets. But we don’t … Continue reading »

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