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Shake A Tail Feather

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Bad Match

Shamelessly stolen from the internet:

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Punography

Altogether now: groan!

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Presidents

Prof. M., diagramming a business deal on the board: “…zone president.  I’ll give him a crown.  That’s really more of a zone king.  How should I draw a president?  Maybe a drone.  That’s probably not a good idea.  If I draw a drone, it’ll end up looking like a cigar.” Smartarse student: “Wrong President.”

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A Sooner’s Political Lament

“…for imposing Texas on us without our Consent…”

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Political Commentary

RE: Smith v. Van Gorkom, 488 A.2d 858 (Del. 1985). The Court held that the Board of Directors’ reliance upon Chairman Van Gorkom’s summary of a report which he himself had not read was not reasonable. Smartarse student: “It worked for Obamacare.  We had to pass it to see what was in it.”

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Proofreading

Good advice.

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Truth

Discussing Shlensky v. Wrigley, 237 N.E.2d 776 (1968) in Corporations. Prof.  H: Who is the plaintiff? Student: A minority shareholder. Prof. H: Who is the defendant? Student: The Chicago National League Ball Club. Prof. H: What are they known for? Student: Losing. For once, we were not the student in question.

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