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Prof. M., diagramming a business deal on the board: “…zone president. I’ll give him a crown. That’s really more of a zone king. How should I draw a president? Maybe a drone. That’s probably not a good idea. If I draw a drone, it’ll end up looking like a cigar.” Smartarse student: “Wrong President.”
“…for imposing Texas on us without our Consent…”
RE: Smith v. Van Gorkom, 488 A.2d 858 (Del. 1985). The Court held that the Board of Directors’ reliance upon Chairman Van Gorkom’s summary of a report which he himself had not read was not reasonable. Smartarse student: “It worked for Obamacare. We had to pass it to see what was in it.”
Discussing Shlensky v. Wrigley, 237 N.E.2d 776 (1968) in Corporations. Prof. H: Who is the plaintiff? Student: A minority shareholder. Prof. H: Who is the defendant? Student: The Chicago National League Ball Club. Prof. H: What are they known for? Student: Losing. For once, we were not the student in question.