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Please, $DEITY, let this be the result of autocorrect.
Just a friendly reminder.
Hummingbird: I shall sip nectar from this flower in a silent, graceful ballet. Woodpecker: IMMA STAB THE BUGS OUTTA THIS TREE WITH MY FACE-KNIFE!!!
We always were a fan of short films. To that end: We would note for the record that we have no dust bunnies. Rumors that this is the work of a pack of especially vicious and well-fed dust coyotes are entirely without merit.
“A sandwich is just a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal!” –Jeffrey Dahmer
Congratulations on the purchase of your new cursed Instant Pot multi-use programmable Pressure Cooker. Instant Pot is the #1 selling 7-in-1 multi-cooker that reduces cooking times up to 70% by summoning the horrible black magical powers of Baphomet, the Sabbatic Goat God. Your cursed Instant Pot will change the way you cook kitchen staples like … Continue reading
Cuius est solum, eius est usque ad coelum et ad inferos, goes the axiom. Property rights extend not just to the surface, but infinitely out to space. This set us to thinking about a Robert Heinlein novella, The Man Who Sold the Moon. If we could somehow arrange to be directly under the Moon, we’d have … Continue reading