On Hostile Takeovers

Posted by on 16 April 2013

Prof. M: “…the technical term is they get screwed on the backend.  That’s on, not in, Mr. <smartarse student>.”

<class erupts in laughter>


Prof. M: “What happens when shareholder value is locked up in an incestuous relationship between incompetent management and an incompetent board?”

Smartarse student: “Dell.”

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