From The We’ll-School-You-Good Files

Posted on 2 February 2012 by Dave

http://www.koco.com/r/30302312/detail.html

MUSTANG, Okla. — A teacher’s nap in class ended up becoming a rude awakening for a student.

Mustang Public Schools officials said a ninth-grader snapped a photo of a snoozing substitute with a cellphone last Friday at Mustang Mid-High School.

The student was later suspended.

Listen up, students: we won’t have you holding us accountable for our behavior.  How dare you?!  We’re in charge here, and you’d best learn not to embarrass your betters, or there’ll be hell to pay!  This is a government school; we’re training you for your future here!

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From the You-Must-Be-Joking Files

Posted on 17 January 2012 by Dave

Customer’s complaint: “I thought the part would be covered under warranty, but it wasn’t.”

Case Notes: “Customer called needing <part>.  Said that she can’t find the part, that her co-worker threw it away a couple of months ago, and that she needs a replacement.”

Yes, dear, because it’s normal for warranty to cover replacement of the things you (or your co-worker) negligently throw away.  That’s exactly what warranties are for!

Did your parents have any children that lived?

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…and we’re back!

Posted on 16 January 2012 by admin

After a year of exile imposed by domain squatters,* we’re back on the air. I’m playing with some new software, so there will be some changes here and there. I’m looking forward to it.

* Dear Oversee Domain Management: you suck. You are a festering boil on the arse of the internet. Even your tapeworms have parasites. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch, your wallet fall into an outhouse in the middle of a south Texas summer, your transmission fail in Los Angeles rush-hour traffic, and your children become Congressional pages.

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